Author: Romeo
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:01 pm
OK, I heard this news report on the radio the other day and found it to be quite hilarious.
Apparently, a man in Minnesota was sentenced to 5 years in prison for having sex with a deer…..yes, you read that right, he was having sex with a deer!! The news report said this guy would creep out there at night and do his thing.
This brings up a few questions for me.
#1—how on earth do you get a wild deer to stand still while having sex with it?? BTW, I’m NOT really looking for an answer here.
#2—how was said man caught?? There happened to be a policeman there who saw the whole thing?? Ummm, what was the policeman doing there……looking for the goats maybe??
#3—Why is it OK to blow a deer’s head off with a high power rifle, but you can’t have sex with it?? I wonder if we were to ask the deer, what would he prefer??
#4—I’ve been pretty dang stoned many times in my life, but I have never considered having sex with a deer!! What is wrong with people????
